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Lady Luck
is on your side
from LA to Vegas.

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What, are you gonna put
a sock on the cockpit door?
Don't cockpit-block me.

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Catch all-new episodes Tuesdays.

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And check out
our other Fox programs,

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The Mick, The Last Man on Earth,

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and Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

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The kids are gonna love it.

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Only on Fox.

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Hey, thanks for coming early.

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We are in crisis mode.

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Dave is fresh off his breakup
with Patricia,

12
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and post-breakup Dave
is the worst Dave there is.

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I thought "Hold the phone,

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you've never heard
of Fleetwood Mac?" Dave

15
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was the worst Dave.

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No, "I'm not a racist, but..."
Dave is the worst Dave.

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I'm not a particular fan

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of "You were in my dream
last night" Dave.

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The only Dave I don't like
is Dave Matthews.

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It's like,
"Ugh, finish the song."

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What's in the bag?

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Stuff to help him through this.

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He's gonna be a mess,
and it's up to us to get him

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back on his feet.
Colin, you give him those.

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-Dave loves...
-Oh, these are disgusting.

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...to smell them.
They're decorative soaps.

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And this is
Unlikely Animal Friends,

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a photo book
of interspecies animals cuddling

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to restore his faith in love.

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Oh, I have similar book,

31
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but it's a cookbook.

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Nichole,

33
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here are giant sunglasses

34
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so Dave can hide his puffy eyes
from all the crying.

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What am I giving him?

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You just have to pretend
to care.

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Ronnie,
it's not called "pretend"

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when you're classically trained.

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It's called "technique."

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Oh! Okay, uh, here he comes.

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Everybody get ready.

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(clears throat)

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Hey, nerds.
What are we smiling at?

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David, I know
this breakup was tough.

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But I'm here for you.

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When you hurt, I hurt.

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Guys, I appreciate it,

48
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but the breakup
is already behind me.

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I'm really okay.

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See you on board.

51
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Wow.

52
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I did not expect him
to bounce back so quickly.

53
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Do we really think he's okay?

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Who cares? I just left it all
out on the stage,

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and for what? A pat on the back
and "see you on board"?

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What a waste
of a brave performance.

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I'll be in my dressing room.

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He has a dressing room?

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Oh, that's what he calls
every bathroom he goes into.

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PILOT (over P.A.):
Jackpot Airlines.

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Northeast-bound to Las Vegas.

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*

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(slot machine chiming)

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(electronic chime)

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Nichole,

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I need to talk to you
about something,

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and I haven't told anyone yet.

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It's okay.
I saw you sneeze into a pillow

69
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and give it to that guy.
We all have hard days at work.

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Oh, no, that was intentional.
He told me I looked tired.

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-Rude.
-So, Bryan asked me
to move in with him.

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Oh, my God, that's so great.

73
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I mean, I get that offer
all the time,

74
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but I'm not about to break up
Dirk Nowitzki's marriage.

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Our lives are different.

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Look, I've never
lived with anyone.

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How do I know if I'm even ready?

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This is a huge decision, and
I'm gonna see him this weekend.

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I have to tell him something.

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Okay, I get it. This is big.

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How do you normally make
big life decisions?

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-Quickly and panicked.
-How's that working out for you?

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Not great.
You want to buy a moped?

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First thing you need to do
is make a pro/con list.

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I do them for just
about everything.

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"Should I dye my hair blonde?

87
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"Should I quit social media?

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Should I run for senate?"

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-Ow!
-Oh, I'm sorry.

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Did you want to help me
with the drink service,

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or stay here and play grab-ass
with your little friend?

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(dolphin clicking over computer)

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(air horn blows)

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(woman moans)

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Artem, I'm not sure
how much longer I can do this.

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Oh, the fake English accent?

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Just drop it.

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We like you for you, man.

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No, this L.A. to Vegas commute.

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It's killing me.

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I don't understand
the allure of this city.

102
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There's something
for everybody in Vegas.

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And if you are put
in the right situation,

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you would realize
there's more Vegas in you

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than you ever imagined.

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I think it's fair to say
there's not an ounce of Vegas

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in me right now.

108
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Oh, yes, there is.

109
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I see it so clearly now,

110
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as I can see
how you're gonna die.

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Natural causes.

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I'm really proud of how you're
handling this breakup, Dave.

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You're my hero.

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Thanks, Alan. I'm my hero, too.

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You know, there's a term
for my evolution.

116
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It's called "emotional growth."

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I'm at a point in my life
where I give myself permission

118
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to feel what I'm feeling
and just let it go.

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If you started a cult, I would
leave mine and join yours.

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Don't leave your cult for me.

121
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You love Weight Watchers.

122
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Okay, so what
are we plugging today?

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Hey there, folks,
Captain Dave here.

124
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You smell that?

125
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That's love in the air.

126
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And if you're feeling ready
to make

127
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that special relationship
official,

128
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head on down to Wed-Locked,

129
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Vegas' first escape room...
slash...

130
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wedding chapel.

131
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Oh, God.

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(exhales)

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Folks, I'm gonna
go off-script here

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and get real with you.

135
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You know,
I used to believe in love.

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Then I realized love sucks.

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It's a total waste of time.

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I'm done with it.

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Artem, I need that book.

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DAVE:
Done.

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-I don't need love anymore.
-Come on, Dave, let me in.

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Lots of people don't have love,
and they're doing great.

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Like my friend Colin.

144
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The pale gentleman
in the tweed jacket.

145
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He has the air of a widower,
but really, he's just divorced.

146
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Hey, Colin,

147
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let's you and me
disappear into the woods

148
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and live off the land,
sustaining ourselves

149
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on our shared hatred of romance.

150
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Look at this one, Dave.

151
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It's a German Shepherd
and a baby owl.

152
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He should be eating him,
but they're touching noses.

153
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So, to sum it all up, folks,

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I hate love.

155
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(sighs)

156
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I don't need it,
and neither does Colin.

157
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-Right, Colin?
-Right.

158
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Just to be clear,
Captain Dave and I

159
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are on very different
emotional paths.

160
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I'm not that lonely,
I just like to read books.

161
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-WOMAN (on computer): Ay, Papi.
-Come on, mate.
-(dolphin clicks)

162
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What the hell was that, Dave?

163
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That was a punch in the face
called "truth."

164
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And your first taste
of the new me.

165
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It might get bitter.

166
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Yeah?

167
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That's it.

168
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So it looks like our flight
to L.A. is going to be delayed.

169
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Apparently, there's a warning
light on in the cockpit

170
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they need to check out.

171
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Do you know anything
about this, Dave?

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-Why wasn't I enough?
-(banging)

173
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-(alarm buzzing)
-MALE VOICE: Warning. Warning.

174
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Nope.

175
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Look, I know
you're hurting right now,

176
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but you've got
to pull it together.

177
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You have a job to do,

178
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so while they're fixing
this warning light,

179
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why don't you go blow off some
steam and get your head right?

180
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I'm gonna go to Hudson News

181
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and tip over a rack
of Nora Roberts novels.

182
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If I can't have romance,
no one can.

183
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Bernard.

184
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I should have known
you were behind this delay.

185
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Caroline, I knew I caught a waft
of soup breath and eczema cream.

186
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Listen, you sour-faced Contempo
Casuals mannequin come to life,

187
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the gate agents are not taking
the fall for this mess

188
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because you two screwed up.

189
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You look like a moray eel
with a wig.

190
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You look like a Snapchat filter
called "Ugly Tyrese."

191
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O-Okay, guys,
let's not do this again.

192
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Come on,
we're all in it together.

193
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The plane will be fixed soon.

194
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So, until then,
hands in, go team.

195
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Know this, Bernard.

196
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I'm going to get you.

197
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And your little dog, too.

198
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Why does she hate us so much?

199
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It's probably because
I slept with her boyfriend.

200
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I didn't want to,
but I could, so I did.

201
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Oh, hey.

202
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Look what the Kat Dennings
dragged in.

203
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What are you still doing here?

204
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It seems my ex took
my son to Phoenix

205
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to visit her mum
without telling me.

206
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So, apparently, I just flew to
Vegas to use an airport toilet.

207
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What are you still doing here?

208
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I'm gonna get a ride as soon
as Serge pricing goes down.

209
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How about now, Serge?

210
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Mm-mmm.

211
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Hey, Captain Dave.

212
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The sadness
that is usually on the inside

213
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is now on outside.

214
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Ronnie said that
the flight is delayed

215
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and I should
blow off some steam,

216
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but I don't know how to do it.

217
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Everything reminds me
of Patricia, even you guys.

218
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Artem, your long,
beautiful hair.

219
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Colin, your soft,
feminine bone structure.

220
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Captain, I know what you need.

221
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Let me take you
to a very special place,

222
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a place where you can think,

223
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reflect and relax.

224
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A casino?

225
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This is where you go
to think and reflect?

226
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Yeah, just listen.

227
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It's like a thousand game shows
having an orgy.

228
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Exactly. Everything in here
is designed to distract you

229
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from thinking
about anything else.

230
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All that matter is right
in front of you, Captain Dave.

231
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What do you say?
Just one roll?

232
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And see where it takes you.

233
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CROUPIER:
Shooter's up.

234
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-Seven. Winner.
-Oh! (laughs)
-What?

235
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Let's do it again.

236
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Now, wait. We must adhere
to the powers of superstition.

237
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Colin, what were you doing
just before he rolled?

238
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Just leaning on the table
and taking a drink.

239
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Then you do exactly that
and I stand here looking cool

240
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because that's what I was doing.

241
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(blows)

242
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CROUPIER:
Yo, 11. Winner.

243
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-Wow! (laughs)
-Come on.

244
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Looks like we're staying.

245
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Hey, Serge, you can leave.

246
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Okay. Moving in with Bryan,
pro/con list, page three.

247
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Pro: Bryan is super thoughtful.

248
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He said if we lived together,

249
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he would keep
his fancy wine fridge

250
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stocked with cheap beer for me.

251
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-Aw. He's not gonna change
your trashy.
-Mm-hmm.

252
00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:01,709
Con: Sometimes he wears
this Lenny Kravitz-y scarf

253
00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:02,876
he thinks is cool.

254
00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,578
It's a grievance,
not a deal breaker.

255
00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,013
He knitted it himself.

256
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,215
Keep reading.

257
00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,918
Pro: He has fancier shampoo
than me,

258
00:09:10,951 --> 00:09:12,786
and I can use it every day.

259
00:09:12,820 --> 00:09:14,888
Con: He has fancier shampoo
than me.

260
00:09:14,922 --> 00:09:16,857
Okay, Ronnie, we've been at this
for 30 minutes,

261
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,058
and I got to say,

262
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,727
you haven't listed
one real reason

263
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,294
why you shouldn't
move in with Bryan.

264
00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,264
Okay. What about Bernard?

265
00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,266
He would be devastated
if I left.

266
00:09:26,299 --> 00:09:27,467
I'd be fine if you left.

267
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,402
Won't you miss
my Sunday morning pancakes?

268
00:09:29,436 --> 00:09:30,537
Those were pancakes?

269
00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,706
I guess we can cross
Bernard being devastated

270
00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,407
off your con list.

271
00:09:34,441 --> 00:09:36,476
Sorry to interrupt
your Mensa meeting,

272
00:09:36,509 --> 00:09:38,478
but we fixed
the warning light issue,

273
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:41,214
so I hope you sky trash
are ready to go.

274
00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,951
Oh, I'm ready to go...
after your next boyfriend.

275
00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,118
This time make it
a straight one.

276
00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:46,553
Give me a challenge.

277
00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,321
Okay, enough.

278
00:09:48,355 --> 00:09:49,589
Caroline, we'll be ready.

279
00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,791
Don't you worry.
Thank you.

280
00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,663
(hisses)

281
00:09:55,696 --> 00:09:58,398
Okay, she is looking for
any reason to take us down.

282
00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,300
We have to get moving.
Where is Dave?

283
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,601
We can't go anywhere
without a pilot.

284
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,336
-Not a clue.
-I should fly Delta.

285
00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:06,974
-Five, winner!
-(cheering)

286
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:08,809
Unbelievable.

287
00:10:08,842 --> 00:10:10,177
That's, like, ten winners
in a row.

288
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,279
I know. I kind of can't lose
right now.

289
00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:14,848
A roll like this
is incredibly rare.

290
00:10:14,882 --> 00:10:18,251
It's like a unicorn
fighting another unicorn.

291
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,453
They're usually very friendly.

292
00:10:20,487 --> 00:10:22,622
Oh, uh, just checking,
this drink is free, too, right?

293
00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,758
Yes. You don't need
to ask me that every time.

294
00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:27,828
Gosh, this must be how
LL Cool J feels every day.

295
00:10:27,861 --> 00:10:29,196
Probably not.

296
00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,298
(line ringing)

297
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:32,299
-(phone ringing)
-I'll take it.

298
00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:35,002
You just keep on rolling.

299
00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:38,706
-Hey, Captain Dave's telephone.
Artem speaking.
-(cheering)

300
00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,441
Artem, where did you take Dave,
and what is all that cheering?

301
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,876
Oh, we're at the casino

302
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,644
and he's playing craps.

303
00:10:44,678 --> 00:10:46,346
Captain Dave is on fire,

304
00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,149
just like left-handed children
in my village.

305
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:50,517
What?! No.

306
00:10:50,550 --> 00:10:52,319
Our plane is ready.
We have to take off.

307
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,154
You need to get him back
to the airport right now.

308
00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:56,824
All right.
Hey, it's Ronnie.

309
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:59,192
She says she needs you back
at the airport right now.

310
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,828
I just hit another winner.
I can't leave.

311
00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,830
-Tell her I ain't going, baby.
-Okay.

312
00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,966
-He says he's not coming.
-I said, "Ain't going, baby."

313
00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,135
ARTEM:
He said he's not going, baby.

314
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,971
-Ain't going, baby!
-He says...

315
00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,005
I heard what he said.

316
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,908
But did you hear how he said it?

317
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,711
-Yes! (laughs)
-(cheering)

318
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,853
Dave's not coming back because
he's on a run at a craps table?

319
00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,654
This is ridiculous.
He's been gone for...

320
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,556
five Oscar acceptance speeches.

321
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:31,558
One: I still can't believe
that's how you keep time,

322
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:34,494
and two: I am going to find Dave
and drag him back here,

323
00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,363
-whatever it takes.
-Maybe I should go with you.

324
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,564
It was my mom he was dating.

325
00:11:37,597 --> 00:11:38,932
Maybe I can talk some sense
into him.

326
00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:40,734
I already told you
the plane is ready.

327
00:11:40,768 --> 00:11:42,035
Why are you standing around

328
00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,772
like a bunch of thick-ankled
moms at Disneyland?

329
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:47,607
Oh, my God, Caroline,
that joke was eczema-mazing.

330
00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,177
Your wit, like your scalp,
is bone-dry.

331
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:52,045
I'm so sorry, Caroline.
It's just gonna be

332
00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:54,414
another 15 minutes, I promise.

333
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,249
It's a personal matter.

334
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:58,118
I'm just having a lot of...
(groans)

335
00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,220
...and it's just doing,
like, a whole...

336
00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:02,389
(blows air)
...thing.

337
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,958
Fine, but if you're not back
in 15 minutes,

338
00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,460
I'll have no choice
but to report you.

339
00:12:08,595 --> 00:12:09,897
What the hell
with all the noises?

340
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,731
I don't know, but whatever.
She's gone.

341
00:12:11,765 --> 00:12:13,066
For 15 minutes.

342
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,534
That's not enough time
to get to the Strip and back.

343
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,635
That's why we're
tag-teaming this.

344
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,037
You stay here
and stall Caroline.

345
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,105
Nichole and I will go get Dave.

346
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,741
Can you run in those?

347
00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,944
Are you serious?
These are my gym heels.

348
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:28,816
(car horns honking)

349
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,750
Is there another way to go?

350
00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,119
We're kind of in a hurry here.

351
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:34,254
Ooh, that's another con
for the list: traffic.

352
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,889
Vegas has tons of traffic.

353
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,891
Traffic?
We live in Los Angeles.

354
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,260
Yes, but our traffic
has famous people.

355
00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,095
At any given time, you could
get into a fender bender

356
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,263
with Steve Harvey.

357
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,597
Okay, Ronnie, what is
going on with you?

358
00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,267
Why are you so scared
to move in with Bryan?

359
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,902
Because things seem
to be going great.

360
00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:51,171
Yeah, we're great now,
but what about in six months?

361
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,739
Hell, six days?

362
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,507
You're worrying about things
that haven't happened yet.

363
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:56,509
And if there is a problem,
you guys will figure it out.

364
00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:59,146
I won't. My family sucks
at relationships.

365
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,780
Growing up, I never saw
a normal one.

366
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,515
It was always a disaster.

367
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:05,352
They all ended in divorce,
jail, arson,

368
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,520
and even worse, kids.

369
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,122
Well, it doesn't have
to be that way with you.

370
00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:12,025
I don't want to risk it.

371
00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,361
Guess you have
your answer, then.

372
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,628
-Yup.
-(driver clears throat)

373
00:13:15,662 --> 00:13:16,964
I don't mean to eavesdrop,

374
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,498
but if you're single now,

375
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,767
I've got a great guy
you should meet.

376
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,137
His name is Jesus Christ.

377
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:28,175
Oh, my God,
this place is packed.

378
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,977
How are we gonna find him?

379
00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,945
CROWD (chanting):
Captain Dave! Captain Dave!

380
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,847
Captain Dave!
Captain Dave!

381
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,615
-I think he's that way.
-Mm-hmm.

382
00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,051
Captain Dave! Captain Dave!

383
00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:40,553
-Captain Dave!
-Hey.

384
00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,122
Guys, what are you
still doing here?

385
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,124
We have to get Dave
back to the airport.

386
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,659
First rule of gambling:
never interrupt a man

387
00:13:46,693 --> 00:13:48,661
during an epic roll of craps.

388
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,397
-Yes, just don't do it.
-Shh. No.

389
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,365
Are you... are you drunk, Colin?

390
00:13:52,399 --> 00:13:54,501
Shh. This isn't about me.

391
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,703
It's about Dave... and me.

392
00:13:56,736 --> 00:13:59,006
It's about me and Dave and...
just, the point is,

393
00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:01,174
every time I put my hand on the
table and take a drink, he wins.

394
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,175
So just watch.

395
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,510
DAVE:
What time is it?

396
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,913
CROWD:
Captain Dave time!

397
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,148
What time is it?!

398
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,582
Captain Dave time!

399
00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:12,685
-(laughs)
-(cheering)

400
00:14:12,719 --> 00:14:15,555
Hey, ladies!
Aw, you made it.

401
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,657
Dave, I am so glad
you're having fun,

402
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,092
but you've got
to go fly the plane.

403
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,693
Fun?
No, it's way more than that.

404
00:14:20,727 --> 00:14:22,562
This is the most alive I've felt

405
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,931
since Patty and I broke up.

406
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,432
Look, Dave, I know you're
winning a lot of money,

407
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,900
-but...
-No, it's not about the money.

408
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:28,936
It's about this moment.

409
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:31,438
Something magical's happening,
and I can't walk away from it.

410
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,340
I got to stay here
and see this through.

411
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,009
I need this.

412
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,644
Please?

413
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,415
(sighs)

414
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,651
$20 on the hard ten.

415
00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:48,221
CROUPIER:
Hard ten!

416
00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:50,958
Winner!

417
00:14:52,792 --> 00:14:54,561
*

418
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:58,131
* The birds are singing
their song *

419
00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:01,935
-* Just for me *
-(all cheering)

420
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,804
* Together, their melody *

421
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,975
* Is like a symphony
from above *

422
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:11,911
* Well, it's the
wonderful life *

423
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,682
* It's the wonderful life *

424
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:18,885
* It's the wonderful life *

425
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,990
* I'm dreaming of! *

426
00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,161
Bernard!

427
00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:29,496
Shirley Temple Black.

428
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,264
Bernard, did you take a window

429
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:33,000
to try and stall the plane?

430
00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:35,168
No. I was trying to take
a seat belt to stall the plane,

431
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,736
and the window just fell out.

432
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,306
This is a terrible airline.
How are we not dead?

433
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:41,674
Save it, Bernard.
You don't have a pilot,

434
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,176
you don't have a full crew,

435
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:46,346
you don't have any more time.
I'm calling this in.

436
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,281
Caroline, wait.

437
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:49,482
I'm truly sorry
about what happened

438
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,351
-with your boyfriend Steven.
-Mark.

439
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,653
We didn't do a lot of talking.
The point is,

440
00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,922
I was wrong
to take him from you.

441
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,291
I should have respected
what you two had.

442
00:15:58,325 --> 00:15:59,626
So why don't we stop fighting?

443
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,428
If two boss bitches like us
teamed up,

444
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,363
we'd be unstoppable.

445
00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,897
Come through, Caroline.

446
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,002
Burn in hell, you hairless cat.

447
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,905
(Caroline cries out)

448
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,342
(entry pad beeping)

449
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:16,876
-What are you doing?
-I don't know.

450
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,378
I haven't thought this through.

451
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,479
Alan, get over here.

452
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,847
-Hey, Bernard.
-Shut up.

453
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,316
Now, stand here and make sure

454
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,718
Caroline doesn't come out
of the jetway, no matter what.

455
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,221
(knock on door)

456
00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,423
I'm helping.

457
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,726
(laughter, cheering)

458
00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:35,362
Hey, what did I tell you?

459
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,664
You had a bit of Vegas
in you all along.

460
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,566
Not only do I have
some Vegas in me, old friend,

461
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:41,501
I've become Vegas.

462
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,237
My body is equal parts smoke,
liquor, strip-club fliers,

463
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,339
and Guy Fieri donkey sauce.

464
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,640
-Mwah.
-BERNARD: Let me through.

465
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:50,077
Let me through.
Let me through. Let me through.

466
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,811
Bernard, what are you
doing here?

467
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,845
What happened to Caroline?

468
00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,381
-I locked her in the jetway.
-What?

469
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,882
Don't act so surprised,
Bakersfield.

470
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,750
At some point, every person
in your family's been locked up.

471
00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,386
What the hell are you
still doing here?

472
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:01,688
I'm sorry, Bernard,
I got caught up in Dave's roll.

473
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,990
It is the most incredible thing
I've ever seen.

474
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,525
Bernard, you made it.
Get in here

475
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,994
-and let me feel the burn.
-Not now, Dave.

476
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,430
You're supposed to be flying
back to Los Angeles right now.

477
00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,533
You're right, I'm supposed
to be flying a plane,

478
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,834
because I'm...

479
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,371
ALL:
Captain Dave! Captain Dave!

480
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:19,706
Ronnie, stop it!

481
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:21,408
You're the wrangler.
Why aren't you wrangling?

482
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,776
Bernard, this is no longer
just about us.

483
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:27,080
Earlier today, this man told
an entire plane of people

484
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:30,183
that he didn't need love,
and now look at this!

485
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,051
He did this, and these people...

486
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:33,052
they love him.

487
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:35,088
Dave, they love you.

488
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,456
You hear that, Bernard?

489
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,391
ALL:
Captain Dave! Captain Dave!

490
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,193
-They love me.
-Captain Dave!

491
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,928
Captain Dave...

492
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,963
*

493
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:48,435
I think I'm done.

494
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,538
Sorry, guys.

495
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,307
I've gotten everything
I need here.

496
00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:58,478
(crowd screams)

497
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,783
Okay, Bernard, let's do this.

498
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,052
We've got to free Caroline,
beg for forgiveness,

499
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,421
-and get all these angry people
on the plane.
-Got it.

500
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:11,824
-Bernard, didn't you say
you locked her in the jetway?
-(gasps)

501
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:12,825
It got out.

502
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,127
(Caroline laughing)

503
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,764
And it's taunting us.

504
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,766
(laughter continues)

505
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,434
(both gasp)

506
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,802
-Oh.
-Oh, hey, guys.

507
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,936
Guess what we just did.

508
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,405
-That's okay.
-I will not.

509
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,807
Um... uh... so,
we-we got our pilot back,

510
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,144
and if it's okay with you,

511
00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,112
we-we're ready to go now,
Caroline.

512
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,148
I'm gonna need 15 more minutes.

513
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:36,816
It's finally my turn.

514
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,357
Well, we're in the clear,
but it'll be a little while

515
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,925
before the plane is ready to go.

516
00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:48,428
They're doing a floor-to-ceiling
wipe-down of the front galley.

517
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,096
So, I guess it wasn't practical
to burn the whole plane, then?

518
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,130
Mm.

519
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,132
We are so lucky.

520
00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:55,134
Today could have gone wrong
a thousand different ways.

521
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,369
But it didn't.

522
00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,505
And when fate pulls up
and offers you a joyride,

523
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,539
you can't walk away.

524
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,641
Yeah, but it was such
a huge risk.

525
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,975
Of course it was a risk, Ronnie,

526
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:04,277
but if you don't take any risks,

527
00:19:04,311 --> 00:19:06,179
you'll miss out
on so many good things in life.

528
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:07,514
And the more things you try,

529
00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,716
the easier it is to figure out
what you really want.

530
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,355
Let me know when
Bernard snaps out of it.

531
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,492
I saw every muscle
in Caroline's back.

532
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,639
Bryan. Hi.

533
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,074
What are you doing here?
I was just about to call you.

534
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,743
Well, I hadn't heard
from you today,

535
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,678
and I saw your flight
was delayed,

536
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,012
so, in order
to get through security,

537
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,681
I bought the cheapest ticket
I could find.

538
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,683
Let me guess, Bakersfield?

539
00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:47,354
Bingo. But it was worth
the $18 just to see you.

540
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:49,756
I was a little worried
that you might be freaking out

541
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,525
-about this whole
moving-in situation.
-Bingo.

542
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,228
Look, I know that it's
a big step in a relationship,

543
00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:57,830
so, if we're moving too fast,

544
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,666
we can take it a little slower.

545
00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,235
So, here's a key to my place,

546
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,003
and you can come and go
as you please.

547
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,204
I'm not gonna need this.

548
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,073
Oh. Well, that's harsh.

549
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:09,509
No, no, I'm not gonna need it

550
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:11,711
because I want to
move in with you.

551
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:15,582
Look, I am so terrified
that I'm gonna screw this up.

552
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,717
But you are caring
and thoughtful,

553
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:18,885
and you love all my faults.

554
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,052
I like to think
of them as quirks.

555
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:22,489
And that's why you're
worth the risk.

556
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,895
Oh, wait, I guess
I will need that key.

557
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,463
Actually, I'll need
multiple copies

558
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:31,898
because I will
most likely lose it.

559
00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,900
Great. We'll make copies
of the key I just gave you.

560
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,468
-I already lost it.
-Great.

561
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:38,070
-Then I'll change
the locks to my house.
-(chuckles)

562
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,642
Colin, you have
the beautiful afterglow

563
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,277
of a man who has just
consummated

564
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:47,547
his relationship
with Lady Vegas.

565
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,749
Well, she certainly had
her way with me.

566
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:52,218
Oh, there's half a cigarette
in my hair.

567
00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:54,253
At least you know
you did Vegas right.

568
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:55,755
(chuckles)

569
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,658
Artem, thanks for taking me
to the casino.

570
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:00,893
You really helped me
get my swagger back.

571
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,094
It's my pleasure, Captain Dave.

572
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:03,896
What are you gonna do
with all your money?

573
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:06,333
Hey, you should buy
a PT Cruiser.

574
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:09,802
Imagine owning a car
that people can only rent.

575
00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,471
I already know
what I'm gonna do.

576
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,473
I'm buying an engagement ring
for Patricia.

577
00:21:13,506 --> 00:21:14,507
COLIN:
What?

578
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,508
I thought today was all about

579
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:16,576
getting over Patricia.

580
00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,411
Oh, it was,
but as I was standing

581
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:20,347
at the craps table, in the
middle of all those people

582
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,114
chanting my name, it hit me.

583
00:21:22,148 --> 00:21:23,416
I know I said I don't need love,

584
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,986
but the truth is,
I need love constantly.

585
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,020
All the time.

586
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,322
And proposing to Patricia

587
00:21:29,356 --> 00:21:30,790
will get you that?

588
00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:33,125
Well, I'm pretty sure
not proposing won't.

589
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,628
Dave, I know we're all
on a bit of a high from today,

590
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:37,296
but this is
a really big decision.

591
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,297
Will you keep it down?

592
00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:39,532
I'm on the horn
with my ring guy.

593
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:42,101
Hey, Harry.
It's Dave Pratman.

594
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,603
I met another "the one."

595
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,305
So, give me the usual.
Thanks, buddy.

596
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:48,541
And mazel tov right back at you.

597
00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:53,546
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH

598
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,217
You've hit the jackpot
with LA to Vegas.

599
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,653
Now here are a few more shows
to check out from Fox.

600
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,990
(beeps)
911. What's your emergency?

601
00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:06,626
MAN (on phone):
I'm on Flight 46,
and we're going down.

602
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,396
Just tell my wife
I'm so sorry that I cannot
come home to you.

603
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:10,497
Hello?

604
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,568
This is your family.
We got you, okay?

605
00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,371
Rapid response now!

606
00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:21,340
-We can't save everyone.
-Says who?

607
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,576
It's time we showed Gotham
who we are.


